"Dirty Dancing with Bears"

Adapted by Wild Bill Blackerby from a stage by N A Jennings

 

Scenario
You've been out roaming the prairie for days for meat when you come over a hill and your Sioux guide stops ya, "Tatanka" he sez peering down into the valley. You look and about 100 yards away you spy the large critter he sees. "Buffalo yer butt ya bonehead, that's a bear - and he's a big un. It'll take more than one shot from a rifle to take down somethin' that big". You tighten yer grip on Nell and start to empty yer rifle into the big beast.

Just as the mangy critter starts to take offence ya see three stooges start runnin' towards it. You ain't gettin' cheated out of yer meal so you take them out of the runnin' and then commence to finish off the damn bear.

Ammo
9 Rifle

Starting Position
Seated on horse safely holding rifle with butt on thigh, nine rounds in magazine.

Procedure
At the buzzer, shout "Tatanka my butt. Eat lead, bear!" and engage bear three times. Engage R1, R2, and R3 once each, in any order, then engage bear three more times.

 

   

 

 

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