"Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam"

by Wild Bill Blackerby

 

Scenario
New in town, you and your sweetie decide to head into the local eatery for lunch.

As you walk in the door you notice a group of strangely dressed Vikings at the corner table, but pay them no mind. You find a nice little table and ask the waitress what's on the menu today. She rattles off a long list of specials - all of which include Spam. Your sweetie doesn't like Spam but you don't mind, you love it. You'll have Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, and Spam; but she wants egg, bacon, and Spam without the Spam.

The waitress won't let her order such an abomination and the Vikings keep singing about Spam, so maybe it's time to let them all know the customer is always right.

Ammo
10 pistol, 10 rifle, 2+ shotgun

Starting Position
Standing behind the table with two safely holstered pistols, holding can of Spam with both hands.

Rifle and shotgun safely staged on table.

Procedure
When ready, say "I don't like Spam!"

At the buzzer, drop Spam on the table and engage rifle targets in a Brat Sweep twice, starting from the left. (1-3-2-3-1)

Make rifle safe and engage pistol targets in a Brat Sweep, starting from the left with each pistol.

Make pistols safe and engage shotgun targets in any order.